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welcome mortals .
refer to me as kimbah . zipper mom of a gang called Passione .
i'm a strong woman and if you can't handle that, in the words of Homer Simpson, "TS!" [tough shit] .
tv is kind of my life and i love sitcoms from the 1980/90s and cartoons .
the simpsons, seinfeld, regular show, bowie, AFI, OUAT, JoJo, et cetera; are great convo starters .
i'm usually good at putting up w/nonsense, but if you mouth off to me, prepare for the harshest verbal beat down of your life .
i pull no punches if you disrespect me, remember that .
i put a spell on you.